The Kirby Incident
What was supposed to be a free carpet clean turned into a three-hour hostage situation involving an $8,000 vacuum cleaner, a relentless Irish salesman, a cancer-to-dust comparison, and a wife who will never let me forget it. --- The Friday before this all went down, a woman came to the door saying she was from a cleaning company. They were giving out free carpet cleans as long as we gave...
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